"My mom and I are throwing a surprise 50th birthday party for my dad. He has spent the last few years trying to use up all of the gags on his buddies. His last friend's b-day he spent a month doing gags and saying "top that!" So, in a desperate attempt to top it, I would like to have a mock funeral, mourning his youth. I would like to send out invites in the form of an obituary, decorate with tombstones, make everything black, maybe even have a fake casket to put in guests' memories of his youth. Does anyone have any suggestions? I have no idea where to even begin writing a eulogy!"